Well gang, the Heartland Meet was a success.
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Well boys and girls, here we go.
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The spectacle that is the Illinois State Meet is one of the greatest events I have ever been to. 
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Hey dudes, I had a revelation the other day. I'd stopped at an oasis in south Chicago to get some food, and as I walked back to the truck I realized how small and insignificant the truck is compared to all the other big rigs.
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They say there is a movie about this team. 
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Well dudes, I'm back in action.
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